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Part Time Customer Word (Joplin)

Flexible Customer Sales/Service position. Looking for energetic, positive, hard working people. Good starting pay. No experience required, training provided. Simple work with customers. All ages 17+. Fun atmosphere. Students welcome to apply. Very flexible schedules around classes, other commitments, and family. We are filling positions immediately so please send contact information (name, phone number) to the above email address or call our office directly at 417-781-1755. We are open Martin Luther King Day.

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Hi there,   Obviously responding to your ad concerning your customer service and sales position. If it isn’t filled I’d love to submit my candidacy. I just returned from an extended stay in Australia where all my work was in marketing in sales, doing direct client marketing for Boston One Financial, who specialize in real estate investments. I performed very well there, earning substantial bonuses for my contributions to the company and an award for most reliable employee. Almost all of my work stateside has also been in sales, marketing, and customer service. I have worked hard to become invaluable to the fields I’ve worked in and my references will attest to this.   I’m very interested in hearing more about this position. If you have any questions please write back or call on 417.396.2163   Thanks again for your consideration!   _Caleb Roy

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Assistant Teacher

Assistant Teachers needed to float between 3-4 full time teachers. They will participate fully in the classroom environment, often preparing and teaching lesson plans, working with students one-on-one and in groups, and communicating with the parents and other teachers on the team. Experience is not necessary; however, we are seeking someone who has a desire to build a career in the field of education. Apply by sending resume or email to erica.controy@gmail.com.

$15-$18 Hourly

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Hello,   My name is Caleb Roy. I’ve taken notice of your ad on craigslist looking for Teacher’s assistants in the Joplin area and if the position isn’t filled I’d like to put my name in the hat. I’m including my resume, most of the experience cited there is of a customer service or sales background however. I have a strong interest in education and I’m absolutely thrilled at the idea of being able to get some work experience in while working on my own education. I have been attending MSSU with a major in Teacher Education, though I did take a break from that and have actually just returned from a fantastic gap year spent in Australia. My father (Don Roy) is teacher, and I’m often in his classroom, interacting with his students and learning about the process, and several times both in high school and into college I acted as a private tutor for students in the high school and middle school ages across a range of subjects.   Students love learning with me. And I would love to learn, first person, hands on, up close, about the teaching career, and everything that it involves. If you have any questions, or if you’d like more information do please let me know by returning to this email address or by calling me at 417.396.2163   Thank you again for your consideration and time and I’m very eager to hear back from you.   _Caleb Roy

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Hello again!   Sorry about that, Erica. I got so excited I forgot to attach my resume! Here it is.   Thanks again!   _Caleb

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Waiters / Waitresses Needed

Fine dining Restaurant is open for servers and waitresses, Experience optional. Generous base pay of $13/hr additionally full tips.

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Hi there!   Noticed your ad on craigslist and would like to apply for a waiting position. My name is Caleb Roy, I have a limited waiting experience. I’m extremely well mannered, I’m emotionally stable, four years of customer service and sales positions have made me a master at engaging customers in the kind of nonsensical flattery that not only makes them feel great about themselves, but ensures they’ll be back as often as you’re able to accommodate them. I’ve just returned from an extended trip overseas, spent more than a year in Australia so that’s two countries worth of classiness absorbed and in the toolbelt for unleashing on your patrons. Do please write back if you have any questions for myself, or alternatively, you can call me at 417.396.2163.   Cheers. I look forward to hearing from you.   _Caleb Roy

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These are three of the six jobs I applied for last night while I should have been sleeping. Other’s include something from a hotel. Customer service for AT&T, where Ryan used to work, and another place I can’t even remember. Got a call this morning from the company in the first ad, their name is Vector. I’ve an interview with them tonight at 7. I should be legally allowed to drive by then… I hope.

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